If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
North Korea, Best Korea!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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