It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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