I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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