so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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