I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm getting married
To pizza
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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