That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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