piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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