The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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