Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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