bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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