We're like a lot better than the average bears
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This is my gift to your gina
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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