it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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