you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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