windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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