it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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