5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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