So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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