So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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