Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Panties = found
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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