id be glad to
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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