whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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