You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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