I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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