what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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