his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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