normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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