What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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