she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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