do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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