she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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