That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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