Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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