So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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