Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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