once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
love makes seman taste better
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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