Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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