that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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