people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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