Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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