I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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