This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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