Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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