Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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