? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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