guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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