We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
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