they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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