Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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