it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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