Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
