me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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