Acid is not a monday night drug
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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