the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
