I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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