Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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