i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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