There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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